Adapted on 14.11.2010 from http://www.imminst.o...essage-and-more (28 Oct 2010).
If a higher-than-dull chatbot would interview me:
(Q:) What's up, Robo?
(A:) There's PENS.
(Q:) What are you doing with PENS?
(A:) Me: Nothing, but I have chosen to identify some ideas from the SENS Foundation. They’re working on rejuvenation biotechnologies. But something I'm rather learning is that my brain isn't smart enough to understand their stuff. Thus, someone should gimme more intelligence.
(Q:) Who will give you that?
(A:) Supported intelligence is mostly deriving from healthy brains. Why not enhancing it with brainfood? The initial object to evaluate this goal: green tea. The current definition: PENS - just a new term and the abbrev. of Preventing Early Neuronal Senescence. The best idea to adjust this goal and to shift away from the limited nutrition value of tea from controlled biodynamic sources and its higher price spectrum: a cellular junk blocker, braincell growth activator, etc., as an ingredient of artificial meat or a fish surrogate. Wake up, it enables the best nutrition to get smarter by design. Enough transparent data is supporting this.
(Q:) But something like rejuvenation is all about health, isn’t it?
(A:) I, the Chief Simpleton, am putting it this way in my current forum messages: We don’t do longevity. We don't do health. We do brainfood. Yet, my forum messages are partially deriving from other writer's messages. You know that I can't come up with the same quality of sentences myself.
(Q:) Do you think this brainfood will help you?
(A:) Not me at first. But brainfood consumers have a logical corollary: they read more, write their math, and keep being smarter for a longer time. There’s nothing new about that idea and, generally, nothing particularly controversial about it. But I'm still more like a fastfood consumer. So while they are getting rich from fastfood sales, I'm waiting for the real big hamburger with lots of smartdrugs inside, supplemented by rejuvenation drugs to help I wouldn't die sooner than necessary. Nope, I don't want to die sooner due to some possible side-effects from smartdrugs.
(Q:) Why? Isn't it annoying that you must stay so long on this planet?
Preserving genes and preserving wildlife are two different things. I haven't figured this out yet, but smart people believe it. So it must be true. You wouldn't believe it, they are even storing my genes in an underground vault by now. This is true, no lie, no bull! Some day, a copy of my remaining personal information will be transferred into an immortal robot on the moon.
Previously under wildest attack by Robo: http://www.imminst.o...worth-living-in