Are You A Tea-holic?

Could your teeth be described as sepia-toned?
Do you know where all the bathrooms are?
Have you become violently angry over the subject of tea bags?
Are there no teas sold in your immediate area that you would care to purchase?
Do you know the difference between first and second flush Darjeeling?
Have you been known to ask for the manager?

Are you the one that wants to go to high tea?

After the third cup of black--
Is it hard to stop yourself from writing a letter to the editor?
Does your ability to talk exceed the needs of your listeners?

Bonus questions for Americans--
Do waitresses hate you?
If you order a mocha does the help act like you finally joined the human race?
Does a total lack of affirmation for your pursuits and interests sound familiar?
Do you bring your own tea to a cafe and ask for hot water, making them think you are even weirder?
Can you not rule out that your tea drinking has triggered your inclusion on some kind of NSA list?
Are your beverage choices causing people to take a long hard look at you, and your weird bullshit?

Is tea your problem?
Or is everyone else the problem?
If you answered yes to the last one, you are definitely a tea-holic.

A twelve-step program is currently being developed for you.

-- by Luminosity

find my tea blog here:

http://www.longecity...cat-59-tea-blog