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[thefirstimmortal]

Our hope of immortality does not come from any religion, but clearly all religions come from that hope.

[thefirstimmortal]

You might be a Fundamentalist if . . .
you believe that your great, great, great, great, great . . . great-grandparents were Adam and Eve.

[thefirstimmortal]

You can safely assume that
you've created God in your
own image when it turns out
that God hates all the same
people you do.
Anne Lamott

[thefirstimmortal]

I have as much authority as the
Pope, I just don't have as many
people who believe it.
George Carlin

[thefirstimmortal]

I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
My idea is that these two
institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them
together is certain death.
George Carlin

[thefirstimmortal]

Pray, To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner
confessedly unworthy.

Rev. William O'Rights