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}if(typStart){if(!reacOnly&&typ&&!dBTyp&&reply!='') typCreate();if(avNo==2) speakSWF();dispTyp(0,0);autoCheck()}}
function dispTyp(tMS,dMS){
var immed=F;var sTFunc='dispTyp';var ms=0;if(tMS>0&&dMS>0){ms=nDgT();if((ms-dMS)>(tMS*1.25)){immed=T}else{immedC=0}}else{immedC=0}
var d=typData;if(d=='/'){dispResp();autoCheck();return}
if(typStart){d.substring(1);typText='';typHalf=F;uniC='';uniN=0}else{var tt=typText;if(!typ){if(tt.toLowerCase()==reply.toLowerCase()||d==''||mRc>=(reply.length-mRt)){mRc=0;mRt=0;d=='';typData='';tt=reply;gE('stimulus').disabled=F;stimFocus()}else{mRc+=1;tt=''}}if(((sb||!script)&&B2=='')||(B2!=''&&avNo<2)){var tAt=span('b',uU(tt),1);if(typData=='') tAt+='<span id="snipTextIcon"></span>';iH('typArea',tAt);if(typData=='') snipAction.connectNewIcon()}else{S.value=uU(tt)}}
if(d==''){if(sp){var delay=500+(Math.random()*1000);if(uL[si]=='-') delay=100;if(!sb){if(bD[si+1]>0){delay=bD[si+1];if(delay>=120000){delayed=T;emotion='agreeable';dispEmotion();gE('sayit').value='Say?';dispEmo(span(emotionFont,'waiting'))}}}if(delay<120000){sT('delayed=F;playScript()',delay)}}if(B2!=''&!avUser){if(avNo<2){avNo=2}else{avNo=1}if(avNo==2){sT('makeReq(F,"{pass}")',200)}else{sT('makeReq(F)',200)}}autoCheck();return}
var m=0;var i=d.indexOf('/');
if(i>=0){if(i==0&&d.indexOf('//')==0) i=1;var s=d.substring(0,i);typData=typData.substring(i+1)}else{var s=d;typData=''}
if(s.indexOf('bs')==0){
if(s.length>2) m=parseInt(s.substring(2));typText=typText.substring(0,(typText.length)-1);
}else{
if(s.length>1) m=parseInt(s.substring(1));
var c=s.substring(0,1);
if(c.charCodeAt(0)==13||c.charCodeAt(0)==10){c='<br>';m=m*1000;delWait=T;sTFunc+='Wait';immed=F}
if(c=='<'){d='';typData='';R=3;sT('dispResp()',50)}
if(c=='"') c="'";
if(uniN>0){uniC+=c;uniN++;if(uniN>4){typText+=uniC;uniC='';uniN=0}}else{if(c=='|'){uniN=1;uniC=c}else{typText+=c}}
}
if(c=='.'||c==','||c=='!'||c=='?'){typSlow=600}else{if(typSlow==600){typSlow=400}else{typSlow=0}}
if(m<1) m=50+typSlow+(Math.random()*125);if(m>1000&&c!='<br>') m=1000;if(typStart){m=5;typStart=F}
var t=m*(typSpeed/(uniN+1));if(t<5) t=5;if(d!=''){if(immed){if(immedC<3){ms=nDgT()}else{ms=dMS}dispTyp(tMS,ms);immedC+=1}else{ms=nDgT();setTimeout(sTFunc+'('+t+','+ms+')',t)}}
if(B2!=''){if(typText.length>(typData.length/3)&&typData.length>6&&!typHalf){typHalf=T;makeReq(T,typText)}}
if(divertState==2&&typData==''){sT('doDivert()',2000)}autoCheck()}
function dispTypWait(tMS,dMS){if(speaking||seq||ttsWait||tLocM!=''){sT('dispTypWait('+tMS+','+dMS+')',50)}else{if(delWait){if(brDelState==2) tLoc=T;brDelState=3;sT('dispTyp('+tMS+','+dMS+')',750);speakSWF();if(typData==''&&autoT!=''){say(uU(autoT))}}delWait=F}}
function autoCheck(){if((typData==''||typData=='/')&&!delWait&&autoT!=''&&!speaking&&!ttsWait&&tLocM==''){say(uU(autoT))}}
function lCArray(){var lChidden=new Array();lCdisplay=new Array();if(lC!=''){
var i=lC.indexOf('~');var iprev=-1;var e=-1;var t='';var insLine=-1;lCinput=F;lCsay=F;lCpass=F;lCnew=F;lClog=F;lCtype=0;while(i>=0){
t=lC.substring(iprev+1,i);
if(t=='Obj: Input'){lCinput=T}else{
if(t=='Obj: Say'){lCsay=T}else{
if(t.indexOf('Choice: ')==0){if(insLine==-1) insLine=0;e+=1;lChidden[e]=t;lCdisplay[e]=t.substring(8)}else{
if(t.indexOf('Obj: ')==0){if(lCtype==0){if(insLine==0){e+=1;lChidden[e]='';lCdisplay[e]=' ';insLine+=1}e+=1;lChidden[e]=t;lCdisplay[e]=t.substring(5)}else{switch(t){case 'Obj: Pass':lCpass=T;break;case 'Obj: Log':lClog=T;break;case 'Obj: New':lCnew=T;break;case 'Obj: Back':lCback=T;break;case 'Obj: Forward':lCforward=T;break}}}else{
if(t.indexOf('Typ: ')==0){lCtype=parseInt(t.substring(5))}}}}}
iprev=i;i=lC.indexOf('~',iprev+1)}
if(e<0&&!lCinput&&lCtype==0){lCinput=T;lCsay=T}
if(e<0&&lCtype==0) lCtype=-1;if(!lCinput) lCsay=F;
if(lCtype==0){lChtml='';if(e>-1){lChtml+='<option selected>';if(lCA==''){lChtml+='...'}else{lChtml+=lCA+'...'}for(i=0;i<=e;i++){lChtml+='<option value="'+lChidden[i]+'">'+lCdisplay[i]}}}
if(lCtype>0){lChtml='';if(e>-1){for(i=0;i<=e;i++){lChtml+=ti+'"'+lCdisplay[i]+'" value="'+lCdisplay[i]+'" disabled onClick="lCArrayDisab('+e+');say('+"'"+lChidden[i]+"'"+')"></td>'}}}
}}
function lCArrayDisab(e){lCdisab=T;if(lCtype>0&&e>-1){for(var i=0;i<=e;i++){gE(lCdisplay[i]).disabled=T}}}
function nDgT(){return new Date().getTime()}
function setCurs(o,s,e){if(o.setSelectionRange) {o.focus();o.setSelectionRange(s,e)}else{if(o.createTextRange){var r=o.createTextRange();r.collapse(true);r.moveEnd('character',e);r.moveStart('character',s);r.select()}}}
function brDelTts(){if(brDelT!=''){brDelState=1;if(ttsDirect){makeTtsReq()}else{makeTtsOnlyReq()}}}
function brDel(y){if(brDelT!='') y=brDelT;var t=y.toLowerCase();brDelT='';var j=0;var i=t.indexOf('[prompt:');if(i>-1){var n=y.substring(i+8);j=n.indexOf(']');if(j>-1){prmpt=y.substring(i+8,i+j+8);while(prmpt.indexOf(' ')==0){prmpt=prmpt.substring(1)}if(S.value==''){setPrompt()}y=y.substring(0,i)+y.substring(i+j+9);t=y.toLowerCase()}}i=t.indexOf('[break]');j=t.indexOf('[delay:');if(i>0||j>0){if((j>0&&j<i)||i<1){i=j}brDelT=y.substring(i+7);if(i==j){var k=brDelT.indexOf(']');brDelT=brDelT.substring(k+1)}return y.substring(0,i-1)}else{return y}}
function autoFind(y){var i=y.toLowerCase().indexOf('[auto:');if(i>=0){var t=y.substring(i+6);var k=t.indexOf(']');autoT=t.substring(0,k);y=y.substring(0,i)}return y}
function tT(){if(ttsT!=''){var t=brDel(ttsT)}else{var t=brDel(reply)}return t.replace(/<br>/g,'').replace(/\*/g,'')}
function getResp(){if(typeof(req)=='object'){if(req.readyState==4){if(req.responseText){var r=req.responseText;req=F;return r}}}return '?'}
function uU(t){return uniUnesc(t)}
function lCBtn(btn){switch(btn){case 'Say':if(delayed){playScript()}else{makeReq(F)}break;case 'Pass':makeReq(F,'{pass}');break;case 'Log':avNo=0;B2='';dispLog();break;case 'New':doNew();break;case 'Back':say('Go: Back');break;case 'Forward':say('Go: Forward');break}}
function lCChange(btn){var v='';if(lCtype==0){var o=gE('choicePop');if(o.selectedIndex>0){v=o.options[o.selectedIndex].value}else{v=btn}if(v!=''){if(v.indexOf('Choice: ')==0){say(v);lCdisab=T}else{lCBtn(v.substring(5))}}}}
function doDivert(){var l=document.location;var h=l.href.substring(8);var i=h.indexOf('/');if(i>0){l.href=divert+h.substring(i+1)}else{l.href=divert}}
function start(){needToStart=F;if(evID!=''&&evID.indexOf('h')==(evID.length-1)) sT('makeReq(F)',2000);dispResp();dispEmo('');if(!avatar||avatarImmedStart){if(started<100) startText()}else{sT('if(started<100) startText()',30000)}}
function startAvatar(v){var a=startAvatar.arguments.length;if(a>=1&&ttsVoice=='DEFAULT') ttsVoice=v;if(((started==0&&B2=='')||(started>1&&B2!=''))&&started<100) startText();started+=1;if(avatarMode=='SWFME') startTrace();return T}
function startText(){started=100;if(script&&bL.length!=0){sT('playScript()',2000)}else{if(opnr){sT('makeReq(F)',1000)}else{var so='';if(typeof(sayOpnr)!="undefined") so=sayOpnr;if(so!=''){makeReq(F,so)}else{R=4;dispResp();gE('stimulus').disabled=F;sT('stimFocus()',200)}}}}
function stimFocus(c){var s=D.forms['stimulusForm'].stimulus;if(s!=null){if(c==null|c==T) s.value='';if(s.type=='text'&&s.disabled==F){try{s.focus();s.select()}catch(e){}}}if(bSay!='') disab('sayit',F);if(bPass!='') disab('pass',F)}
function getReq(){if(req) req.abort();req=F;if(W.XMLHttpRequest){try{req=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){req=F}} else if(W.ActiveXObject){try{req=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{req=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){req=F}}}}
function reqHdr(){req.setRequestHeader('Cache-Control','no-cache');req.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x-www-form-urlencoded')}
function span(f,t,c){if(f=='u'){if(c==3&&textDyn){f=tuf3}else{if(c==2&&textDyn){f=tuf2}else{f=textUserFont}}}if(f=='b'){if(c==3&&textDyn){f=tbf3}else{if(c==2&&textDyn){f=tbf2}else{f=textBotFont}}}return '<span style="'+f+'">'+t+'</span>'}
function table(p,s,r,c,h,w){t='<table cellpadding='+p+' cellspacing='+s+' border='+r;if(c!='') t+=' bgcolor='+c;if(h!='') t+=' height='+h;if(w!='') t+=' width='+w;t+='>';return t}
function dispReaction(){emoSWF();if(emo){dispEmo(span(reactionFont,emoUni(reaction,'reaction')))}}
function dispEmotion(){reaction='';emoSWF();if(emo){dispEmo(span(emotionFont,emoUni(emotion,'emotion')))}}
function emoUni(i,n){var t=getPopText(gE(n),i);if(t==i) return i;return uU(t)}
function getPopText(o,i){if(typeof(o)!='object') return i;var c=o.options.length;for(var ii=0;ii<c;ii++){if(o.options[ii].value==i){return o.options[ii].text}}return i}
function dispMsg(m,l){if(msg>=l) iH('msgArea',span(msgFont,m))}
function dispEmo(t){if(emo){iH('emoArea',t)}}
function eventTimer(c){if(S.value==''){setPrompt()}if(S.value=='stt'){stt=!stt;S.value='';eventCntThis=0}else{if(eventCnt==c&&!reacOnly&&(eventCntThis>8||stt)&&!wait&&(doReacOnly||stt)){if(stt){lCBtn('Say')}else{makeReq(T)}eventCntThis=0}}}
function ex(r,s,e,p){var a=ex.arguments.length;var pS=r.indexOf(s);if(a>=4&&pS<0) return em(r,p);var pE=r.substring(pS+s.length).indexOf(e);if(pS>=0&&pE>=0) return r.substring(pS+s.length,pS+s.length+pE);return ''}
function em(r,p){c=String.fromCharCode(13);r+=c;var s=-1;for(var i=1;i<p;i++){s=r.indexOf(c,s+1)}var e=r.indexOf(c,s+1);if(e>s+1) return r.substring(s+1,e);return ''}
function stimulusEvent(e){if(W.event){k=e.keyCode}else if(e.which){k=e.which}if(k>0){if(S.value==' '+prmpt){S.value='';S.style.color='000000'}eventCnt+=1;eventCntThis+=1;sT('eventTimer('+eventCnt+')',400*(2*stt))}return T}
function stimulusKeyup(e){if(S.value==''){setPrompt()}return T}
function setPrompt(){S.value=' '+prmpt;S.style.color='999999';setCurs(S,0,0)}
function checkTTS(){speaking=F;if(avNo<2){var r=tLoc;if(brDelT=='') tLoc=F;return r}return F}
function checkTTS2(){speaking=F;if(avNo==2){var r=tLoc;if(brDelT=='') tLoc=F;return r}return F}
function getSpeechLocation(){var l=tLocM;tLocM='';if(tLocT==''&&tLocT3==''&&tLoc){tLoc=F;sT('brDelTts()',100)}if(l!=null&&l!=''&&l!='undefined') return l}
function getSpeechDataLocation(){var l=tLocT;tLocT='';if(tLocM==''&&tLoc){tLoc=F;sT('brDelTts()',100)}if(l!=null&&l!=''&&l!='undefined') return l}
function getSpeechDataLocationas3(){var l=tLocT3;tLocT3='';if(tLocM==''&&tLoc){tLoc=F;sT('brDelTts()',100)}if(l!=null&&l!=''&&l!='undefined') return l}
function waitResp(){if(wait){waitCnt+=1;if(waitCnt>3) waitCnt=0;if(reacOnly){var m='Reacting'}else{var m='Responding'}switch(waitCnt){case 1: m+=' .';break;case 2: m+=' ..';break;case 3: m+=' ...';if(R!=0){dispWait()}break}dispMsg(m,2);if(wait) setTimeout('waitResp()',200)}}
function dispWait(){var t='';switch(R){case 1: if(evID=='') t=span('b','|',1);R=2;break;case 2: R=1;break;case -1: t=dispWaitT(' still thinking...');R=-2;break;case -2: R=-1;break;case -3: t=dispWaitT(' thinking more...');R=-4;break;case -4: R=-3;break;case -5: if(evID=='') t=span('font:8pt '+ff+';color:FF0000;',"Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!",1);break}if(avNo!=2) iH('typArea',t)}
function dispWaitT(t){if(evID==''){return span('b','|',1)+span('font:8pt '+ff+';color:AAAAAA;',t,1)}return ''}
function dispLog(){if(logUrl==''){alert('Sorry, no log is currently available.');return}W.open(logUrl,'Log','width=770,height=770,directories=no,toolbar=no,resizable=yes,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,copyhistory=no,top=0,left='+(screen.width-770))}
function typCreate(){if(typData.length<2){typData='';var r=repCom(reply);var l=r.length;for(var i=0;i<l;i++){typData+='/'+r.substring(i,i+1)}}}
function repCom(t){return t.replace(/,,/g,'')}
function startSpeaking(){speaking=T;speakCnt=0}
function stopSpeaking(){speaking=F;autoCheck();if(avatarMode=='SWFME') startTrace()}
function startEmotionSequence(){speaking=T;seq=T;speakCnt=0}
function stopEmotionSequence(){speaking=F;seq=F;delWait=F;autoCheck()}
function doNew(){if(B2==''){S.value='';delayed=F;scriptRef=scriptRefX;lineRef=lineRefX;makeReq(F)}else{t8='';t7='';t6='';t5='';t4='';t3='';t2='';replyPrev='';reply='';stimulus='';stimulusPrev='';S.value='';if(req) req.abort();avUser=T;typStart=F;wait=F;typData='';sID='';sID2='';avNo=2;emotion='';reaction='surprised';play('s/jabberwacky/j/bnew.mp3');sT('avNo=1;reaction="annoyed";scrollOff()',2000)}disab('new',T);sT('disab("new",'+F+')',3000)}
function disab(e,s){var o=gE(e);if(o=='object'&&o!=null) o.disabled=s}
function play(f){var h="<object width='1' height='1'><param name='SRC' value='"+f+"'><param name='AUTOPLAY' VALUE='true'><param name='CONTROLLER' VALUE='false'><embed src='"+f+"' autostart='true' loop='false' width='1' height='1' controller='false'></embed></object>";iH('msgArea',h)}
function scroll(){m8=uU(m7);m7=m6;m6=uU(m5);m5=m4;m4=uU(m3);m3=m2}
function scrollOff(){m2='';scroll();R=3;dispResp();if(m8!=''||m7!=''||m6!=''||m5!=''||m4!=''||m3!=''){sT('scrollOff()',200)}else{sT('avNo=0;stimFocus()',2000)}}
function sT(f,m){W.setTimeout(f,m)}
function gE(e){return D.getElementById(e)}
function iH(e,h){D.getElementById(e).innerHTML=h}
function respVal(r,t){if(t=='replace'||S.value==''){S.value=r}if(t=='add'){S.value+=r}}
function dataValue(l,t,d){for(var i=0;i<dL.length;i++){if(dL[i]==l){dT[i]=t;dD[i]=uE(d)}}if(i==dL.length){dL[i]=l;dT[i]=t;dD[i]=uE(d)}}
function say(r){autoT='';delWait=F;if(r!='') respVal(r,'');setTimeout('makeReq(F)',2)}
function uE(t){return escape(uniEsc(t)).replace('+','%2B')}
function addP(l,a){if(l!=''){if(l.indexOf('?')>0){l+='&'}else{l+='?'}l+=a}return l}
function getSWF(n){if(navigator.appName.indexOf("Microsoft")!=-1){return W[n]}else{return document[n]}}
function speakSWF(){if(tLocM!=''&&tLoc&&tts){var a='1';if(avNo==2) a='2';switch(avatarMode){case 'SWFME':if(speaking){sT('speakSWF()',50)}else{getSWF('avatar'+a).setSpeech(tLocM,tLocT);stopTrace();tLocM='';tLocT=''}break;case 'SWFMP':if(speaking||(expressing&&!usingEmo)){sT('speakSWF()',50)}else{speaking=T;if(expressing) stopExpr(exprCount);getSWF('avatar'+a).realtimeLipsync(tLocM);stopTrace();tLocM='';tLocT='';if(aMOrig=='SWFMT') sT('onLipsyncComplete()',3000)}break;case 'SWFML':if(speaking){sT('speakSWF()',50)}else{getSWF('avatar'+a).newSentence()}break}}}
function emoSWF(){switch(avatarMode){case 'SWFME':getEmotion();break;case 'SWFMP':getEmotion();break;case 'SWFML':var a='1';if(avNo==2) a='2';getSWF('avatar'+a).newEmotion();break}}
function stripTag(t){return t.replace(/(<([^>]+)>)/gi,"")}
function stimForm(t){if(t!=''&&t!='{pass}'){var c=t.substr(0,1);while(c==' '){t=t.substr(1);c=t.substr(0,1)}t=c.toUpperCase()+t.substr(1);var c=t.substr(t.length-1);while(c==' '){t=t.substr(0,t.length-1);c=t.substr(t.length-1)}if(c!='.'&&c!='?'&&c!='!') t+='.'}return stripTag(t.replace(/(`\u2018|\u2019|\u201A|\u201B|\u201C|\u201D|\u201E|\u201F)/g,"'").replace(/(~\u00AC|\u2010|\u2011|\u2012|\u2013|\u2014|\u2015)/g,"-")).replace(/@/g,'')}
function playScript(){if(script){
if(delayed&&sb){wasDel+=1;delayed=F}else{if(wasDel>0){wasDel=0;return}}
if(speaking){speakCnt+=1;if(speakCnt<20){sT('wasDel=0;playScript()',250);return}}
sb=(!sb);if(sb){m8=m6;m7=m5;m6=m4;m5=m3;m4=m2;m3=replyPrev;m2=uU(stimulusPrev)}
sp=T;typ=T;var MS=1;var l=bL.length;if(si>=l) return;
if(sb){
if(bGET[si]!=''&&bGET[si]!=prevU){dispDA(bGET[si])}prevU=bGET[si];var r2=bR2[si];var e2=bE2[si];reaction=bR[si];emotion=bE[si];
if(reaction==''){dispEmotion();MS=2}else{dispReaction();if(emotion!=''){sT('dispEmotion()',reacMS*reacMSst);reacMSst=1;MS=3}}
if(r2!=''){sT("if(reaction==''||reaction=='"+reaction+"'){reaction='"+r2+"';dispReaction()}",reacMS*MS);if(e2!='') sT("if(emotion=='"+emotion+"'){emotion='"+e2+"';dispEmotion()}",reacMS*(MS+1))}
if(r2==''&&e2!=''){sT("emotion='"+e2+"';dispEmotion()",reacMS*MS)}
}
reply=bL[si];if(reply=='') sb=F;
if(!sb){reply=uL[si];typData=uT[si]}else{typData=bT[si]}
if(typData=='') typCreate();typStart=T;
if(!sb){dispTyp(0,0);stimulusPrev=repCom(reply)}else{
if(tts){if(ttsDirect&&tLocM!=''){makeTtsReq()}else{makeTtsOnlyReq()}}else{sT('R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();replyPrev=repCom(reply);eventCntThis=0;',reacMS*(reacMSst*2))}
}if(!sb) si++;if(bL[si]==''&&uL[si]=='') sp=F}}
function dispUrl(u,t){
if(u.indexOf('>>')==0){var cL=T;u=u.substring(2)}else{var cL=F}
var wO=W.opener;var aW=screen.availWidth;var aH=screen.availHeight;var sX=aW/2;var sY=aH/4;var w=(aW/2.25);var h=aH/2;var f="'toolbar=yes,location=yes,directories=yes,status=yes,menubar=yes,scrollbars=yes,copyhistory=yes,resizable=yes,width="+w+",height="+h+",left="+sX+",top="+sY+",screenX="+sX+",screenY="+sY+"'";
if(wO&&!wO.closed&&u!=""){if(cL){wO.changeLocation(u)}else{wO.location=u}wO.focus();self.focus();return}
if(u.length>3&&u!=""&&u!=null){
if(t.length>2&&dispTarget(t)){if(cL){wO.changeLocation(u)}else{parent.frames[t].location.replace(u)}}
else if(t.length>2 &&t!=null) eval("p="+"window."+"open(u,t,f)");
else eval("p="+"window."+"open(u,u,f)")}}if(B=='') U+='n';
function dispTarget(t){for(var i=0;i<parent.frames.length;i++){if(parent.frames[i].name==t) return T}return F}
function crjs(f){var r=document.createElement('script');r.setAttribute("type","text/javascript");r.setAttribute("src",f);return r}
function rejs(o,n){var a=D.getElementsByTagName('script');for (var i=a.length;i>=0;i--){if(a[i]&&a[i].getAttribute('src')!=null&&a[i].getAttribute('src').indexOf(o)!=-1){var e=crjs(n);a[i].parentNode.replaceChild(e,a[i])}}}
sT('if(needToStart) start()',4000);
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<div id="cbsocial"><h1 style="display:none">Cleverbot</h1><div class="obscure extend"></div><ul><li class="justlinks termslink"><span class="nopadding"></span><ul class="extend"><li><h2>About <span>Cleverbot</span></h2><p>The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!</p><p>Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.</p><p>Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.</p></li><li><h2>Sign in to <span>Cleverbot</span></h2><p>You'll have seen <img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/scissors_yellow.png" alt="scissors icon"> scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!</p><p>When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:</p><p class="colourful">Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!<br>Keep a history of multiple conversations<br>Switch between conversations<br>Return to a conversation on any machine<br>Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see<br>Find and follow friends<br>Be followed yourself!<br>Rate snips, and see the funniest of them<br>Reply to snips posted by others<br>Vote on replies, from awful to great!<br>Choose not to show the scissors</p></li><li><h2>Feedback</h2><p>Comments or suggestions? Please do <a href="http://www.cleverbot.com/contact">let us know.</a></p></li><li><h2>Policies</h2><p>Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our <a href="/privacy">Privacy Policy</a> and <a href="/terms">Terms and Conditions.</a></p></li></ul></li><li class="justlinks"><span>apps</span><ul class="extend"><li><h2>iOS<span>, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch</span></h2><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/app/cleverbot/id383010873?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_blue.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/app/cleverbot/id383010873?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_cleverbot.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/app/cleverbot/id383010873?mt=8" target="_blank"><strong>Cleverbot</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/app/cleverbot/id383010873?mt=8" target="_blank">The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple converations, and more!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cleverbot-hd/id367903856?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_green.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cleverbot-hd/id367903856?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_cleverbot_hd.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cleverbot-hd/id367903856?mt=8" target="_blank"><strong>Cleverbot HD</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cleverbot-hd/id367903856?mt=8" target="_blank">Adds image avatars, reacting to everything you say</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cleverme/id685281893" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_orange.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cleverme/id685281893" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_cleverme.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cleverme/id685281893" target="_blank"><strong>Cleverme!</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cleverme/id685281893" target="_blank">Create a virtual you, and chat to 3 AIs with no internet... FREE!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/xaggle/id581707981" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_red.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/xaggle/id581707981" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_xaggle.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/xaggle/id581707981" target="_blank"><strong>Xaggle</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/xaggle/id581707981" target="_blank">A creative speedy word game to play with friends, or solo</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bot-or-not/id866757983?ls=1&mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_purple.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bot-or-not/id866757983?ls=1&mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_bot_or_not.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bot-or-not/id866757983?ls=1&mt=8" target="_blank"><strong>Bot or Not</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bot-or-not/id866757983?ls=1&mt=8" target="_blank">Play the imitation game, to win! Who's what and which is not?</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="s.apple.com/us/app/pupito!/id522091447?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_blue.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="s.apple.com/us/app/pupito!/id522091447?mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_pupito.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="s.apple.com/us/app/pupito!/id522091447?mt=8" target="_blank"><strong>Pupito</strong></a></p><p><a href="s.apple.com/us/app/pupito!/id522091447?mt=8" target="_blank">Chat to the Clever Pup, and make him leap!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/clevernator/id715519972?l=en&mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_appstore_green.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/clevernator/id715519972?l=en&mt=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_clevernator.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/clevernator/id715519972?l=en&mt=8" target="_blank"><strong>Clevernator</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/clevernator/id715519972?l=en&mt=8" target="_blank">AI from the future has come... to play a game of 20 questions!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><h2>Android<span>, via Google Play or Amazon</span></h2><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.icogno.cleverbot&hl=en_GB" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_google.jpg" alt=""></a><br><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Icogno-Ltd-Cleverbot/dp/B00CHNC2BS" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_amazon.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.icogno.cleverbot&hl=en_GB" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_cleverbot.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.icogno.cleverbot&hl=en_GB" target="_blank"><strong>Cleverbot</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.icogno.cleverbot&hl=en_GB" target="_blank">The Cleverbot AI, chat bubbles and built-in voice chat</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.clevermessageapp&hl=en" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_google.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.clevermessageapp&hl=en" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_clevermessage.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.clevermessageapp&hl=en" target="_blank"><strong>Clevermessage</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.clevermessageapp&hl=en" target="_blank">Surprise your friends, Cleverbot replying automatically to texts!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.Clevertweeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_google.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.Clevertweeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_clevertweet.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.Clevertweeter" target="_blank"><strong>Clevertweet</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.existor.Clevertweeter" target="_blank">Automate your tweeting! Tell Cleverbot when to reply</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><h2>Windows Phone</h2><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/cleverbot/496a2a46-6823-4673-8c00-d8c2af77670f" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_windows.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/cleverbot/496a2a46-6823-4673-8c00-d8c2af77670f" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_cleverbot_win.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/cleverbot/496a2a46-6823-4673-8c00-d8c2af77670f" target="_blank"><strong>Cleverbot</strong></a></p><p><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/cleverbot/496a2a46-6823-4673-8c00-d8c2af77670f" target="_blank">Talk to an app with Actual Intelligence!</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li><li><div><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/clever-english/9f75250a-207d-4007-8747-842077a433ee" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_windows.jpg" alt=""></a></div><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/clever-english/9f75250a-207d-4007-8747-842077a433ee" target="_blank"><img src="http://social.cleverbot.com/img/app_clever_english.jpg" alt=""></a><p><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/clever-english/9f75250a-207d-4007-8747-842077a433ee" target="_blank"><strong>Clever English</strong></a></p><p><a href="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/app/clever-english/9f75250a-207d-4007-8747-842077a433ee" target="_blank">The best way to learn English is by using English naturally.</a></p><div class="clear"></div></li></ul></li><li class="justlinks morelinks"><span>more...</span><ul class="extend"><li><a class="green" href="/contact">Contact</a><br><a class="green" href="/app">Cleverbot apps</a><br><a class="green" href="/me/cleverbot">Cleverbot snips</a><br><a class="green" href="/cleverness">Cleverness files</a><br><a class="green" href="/linkingin">Linking to Cleverbot</a><br><a class="green" href="/amused">Turing Test, June 2014: press release</a></li><li><a class="imageonleft red" href="/cleverthem"><img src="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/c/youtube.jpg" alt=""> Clever them!</a><br><a class="imageonleft pink" href="/cleverlips"><img src="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/c/lips_40_24.jpg" alt=""> Cleverlips!</a><br><a class="imageonleft purple" href="http:///www.existor.com/"><img src="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/c/evie_on_white_45_42.jpg" alt=""> Evie, our avatar<br>at existor.com!</a></li><li><a class="blue" href="/machine">42% human - Machine Intelligence Prize</a><br><a class="blue" href="/human">59% human - a Turing Test</a><br><a class="blue" href="http://www.existor.com/ai-parallel">Cleverbot parallel processing</a><br><a class="blue" href="http://www.cleverscript.com/">Developers, create bots! <img src="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/c/cleverscript_118_17.jpg" alt="Cleverscript"></a><br><a class="blue" href="http://www.selectel.com/">In partnership with <img src="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/c/selectel_59_17.jpg" alt="Selectel"></a><br><a class="blue" href="https://twitter.com/cleverbot">Follow @cleverbot</a></li></ul></li><li id="cbsocialsignup" class="recreate"><span class="maintenance">loading...</span></li></ul><div class="admin"></div><div class="loading" style="display: none;"></div></div>
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I'll try this
Edited by stopgam, 03 January 2015 - 11:56 AM.