Theanine-stupid is where you take theanine and suddenly you can't concentrate or think right. Your reaction time is slowed and you feel mentally retarded and vulnerable to insults.
Theanine is good for anxiety and other issues but this side-effect is horrendous. Never mind the day after where glutamate levels are elevated which causes a whole host of other issues to deal with.
I believe it's caused by an anti-noradrenaline effect. Why? Because noradrenaline is important for reaction time and anger and theanine makes me even more unable to express anger whereas fasting has the opposite effect because it increases noradrenaline.
We can say with a certain amount of faith that it is not the nmda receptor that is responsible for this side-effect because other nmda agonists do not cause this effect.
What we know is that theanine is an AMPA and kainate ionitropic glutamate receptor antagonist and a weak nmda receptor agonist. We also know it increases glutamate levels by at least two mechanisms, the first being its ability to convert to glutamate via metabolism and the second mechanism is via blocking reuptake transporters.
It seems to me it has no effect on mGluR5 receptors, neither activating nor blocking those receptors as those receptors can cause certain effects (rage and ocd) that theanine neither exacerbates nor reduces. It is supposed to affect the mGluR1 receptor and this is supposedly the mechanism whereby it should be neuroprotective by reducing glutamate levels but my experience is that it does nothing to reduce glutamate at all, actually it increases glutamate mildly and after its effects wear off it seems to increase glutamate activity (especially in the morning) strongly, but probably in specific brain parts as opposed to the entire brain.